Friday, July 30, 2010

Do Ya Think???

Do ya think if I laughed hard enough for long enough I could count that as my abs workout . . . which I even don’t do anyway?

Do ya think I can make it to three wedding receptions this week and count the refreshments as dinner for my family?

Do ya think I could ever stop putting my foot in my mouth? (Okay, don’t answer that one).

Do ya think that after 13 years I would realize that taking eight children to the store is T-O-R-T-U-R-E? (Be it known that my children actually believe it’s torture for them – for THEM!!!!)

Do ya think I could actually hide a package of Oreos without being caught?

Do ya think I could just make one batch of cookies and NOT burn a panful? (I tell you, it is inevitable. I burn one dozen every single time!!!) (Maybe I should just stick to the Oreos) (But that's why I'm making the cookies - to distract my children from knowing about the Oreos).

1 comment:

  1. I think you can totally count laughter as exercise! Specially while you are eating the Oreos. Mmmm Oreos. I want some now. Just don't forget to wash them down with the appropriate beverage. Which of course is Diet Coke! ;) Thanks for the laugh Darla!