If I wrote a book it would be about motherhood.
It would be non-fiction (in spite of the first four words).
It would also be considered the shortest non-fiction book out there.
Maybe, as everyone who writes a book hopes, it would be on the New York Times Best Sellers List.
But since I can’t find a publisher on such short notice, I will share my short, copyrighted, non-fiction book with you.
"Once upon a time I was a perfect mother . . .
then I started having kids."
This is TOTALLY true -- for father's as well. Made me laugh!
ReplyDeleteDarla! You are the bestest!! And I think you are a wonderful mom!! I would buy your book! How are you feeling??
ReplyDelete:) YOUR new book could be a sequel to MY book on Marriage. It goes something like this..."Once upon a time I was a perfect person...then I got married."
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