Wednesday, February 2, 2011

My New Book

If I wrote a book it would be about motherhood.

It would be non-fiction (in spite of the first four words).

It would also be considered the shortest non-fiction book out there.

Maybe, as everyone who writes a book hopes, it would be on the New York Times Best Sellers List.

But since I can’t find a publisher on such short notice, I will share my short, copyrighted, non-fiction book with you.

"Once upon a time I was a perfect mother . . .
then I started having kids."


  1. This is TOTALLY true -- for father's as well. Made me laugh!

  2. Darla! You are the bestest!! And I think you are a wonderful mom!! I would buy your book! How are you feeling??

  3. :) YOUR new book could be a sequel to MY book on Marriage. It goes something like this..."Once upon a time I was a perfect person...then I got married."